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Greeting NASA,


Invention has been my redeeming quality and for good reason.  I’m pass my expiration date, like a cup of yogurt, year by year, my thoughts have gone unnoticed because it’s easy to misunderstand the way beneficial bacteria operate.


I am looking for a job.  I’m a photographer, respiratory therapist and motorcyclist.   My repitour also includes understanding inorganic bio-enhancements as I’m one of the first generations to utilize silicone to enchanted my inner skeletal structure.  A type of bug like cyborg.  I'm also am interested in many aspects of organizational life & culture.


Now, all of the aforementioned traits truely need a complete chapter to describe how it directly applies to your mission statement.   There is also a lot of adversity overlapping my achievements, making me look on paper, a mediocre C- associate levels college graduate, but I assure you, that filter would be misleading.


Now I have a challenge for you as I’m very busy with my work in respiratory therapy which has added a 2 hour commute on motorcycle cascading through the northeastern Pennsylvania Appalachia trail to my week.  Just last night I had to burst through a passing thunderstorm just to burn a little extra midnight oil so that I might afford rent.


I’m a country kid on a limited income and as Forest Bird might say, a lot of unfortunate circumstances that had just been impacted by an asteroid of luck.  I have theories as an artist, which are different from my professional opinion.  But without that paycheck, I would of never been able to afford the two infrared lenses which I place an emmolsion oil between and created my very own home satellite from which I believe I was able to see Black holes from my back poarch.  A technique anyone can do,


The other strange part is that some of the shapes I found from my homemade telescope (I suppose I’m earth bound although I haven’t been feeling as such lately. As of last week, I’ve felt like I’ve been flying through space for some time now.  And I haven’t felt a single moment of loneliness while I’m out there)


I can only image what your astronaught might be able to see if the catastrophic dangers of liquid coconut oil in space didn’t exist.   Which is why I believe placing it on the dark side of the moon to be a better option.


Attached are the raw photos and a few of the enchanced pictures I altered with the aid of iPhoto’s histogram on my apple computer, which I also have to thank the respiratory therapy world for providing as well as my parents, who undersstand the importance of technology and aid, especially for a kid who’s suffered from severe pectus excavatum his whole life, and is only getting a second lease on things thanks to Ekart Klobe and his Vacuum bell invention & Johnathan Larson, who had Marphanes syndrome and died the opening night of his historic play, Rent.   


If my discovery does prove to be anything, I’d like to dedicate it to Johnathan, and to fund researching into the possibility of providing a vacuum bell for folks with marphans, in hopes of creating more thorax space and allowing the aarotic arch to gather energy and thicken.  the transformation might even be fueled by stem cells.  Especially if we stop spending all our money on wars and start investing in coconut farms and continue to see what the stars are telling us.


From what I saw,  I think it’s possible to move black holes out of our way, and to see rogue planets as floating loot crates rather than balls of doom and death.   



So the homework for your experts, because I have to go back to work next week, would be to take coconut oil, liquid emmoslion preferred, but I used the solid stuff too and warmed it to liquid using my palms.    


with the IR sandwiching, point the lens to the sky and take exposures of F32 or higher, but no longer than 8 second exposures.  I’m sure you can play with the timing, but i found the longer the exposures, the more complicated the results were.     When zooming into the picutre, i found a limitation with the depth the computer program would let me go.  So using the screen shot function on my Macintosh, I was able to screen shot around the black hole and then resume zooming in,   Once I made tweaks to the historgrams, I found new details and depths that didn’t exist in the original photos.  It was as if I had found a way to infinitely zoom into these photos.   That’s when I started to find the artistically theorized megastructures as well as planet looking balls being crumbling into the sphereical black holes that were also sucking up someone’s sun.



For more information, please feel free to email me at geax.pink@gmail.com or text 484-546-1875.  Since I’ve been searching for a more perminiate job, my phone is completely overrun with spam calls.  I’d had to miss an opportunity to connect.


I’m looking for a position that pays around 85K a year with educational benefits.  I’d like to finish my master’s degree and find more area’s were I might be of service beyond the telescope departments.  I believe viral and bacterial prevention within closed system ventilation would also be of interest.  I might be able to help with some clerical services in that department.

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